Pimpin’ Aint Easy, So Why Not Go Global
lurksteraz on August 17th, 2007
That’s right, Pimpin aint easy. If you think about it, affiliate marketing is just like pimpin’.
Now bear with me, and take a look at this chart I created about the relationship between them.
| AffiliateMarketing | Pimpin |
| Find a new niche | Find a new corner to pimp your women |
| You build a website from scratch, | You find a new bitch, doll her up with makeup and clothes |
| Make your site conversion friendly | Teach her how to turn tricks |
| Testing keyword sets in PPC | Send her to private events to see if it’s the right crowd for Ho’in |
| Narrow in on a niche and capitalize | If she does well at a moose lodge party in a major hotel, send the bitch back for more |
| Build the site out if it works | Give her some fake breasts and new finger nails |
| If it loses money over a long period of time, start on something else | If she can’t turn tricks, kick the bitch to the curb |
| Your niche is now making massive amounts of money | She’s a well known Ho on the block and every Tom wants a spin |
| Recieve monthly checks | Snatch the bitches money and send her back out |
| Affiliate company doesn’t pay | Ball up the fist and knock the bitch out! |
Ok, so the last one is for affiliate businesses that don’t pay, I had to throw that in there. I may be crazy, but if you look at them side by side it makes sense. Now I don’t know about you, but I think I’ll stick with affiliate marketing and leave the pimpin to the Don Juan’s and Sugar Daddys.
So anyways, I’ve decided to try the global approach. I’ve secured my euro-host and registered some co.uk domains. I think I’ll give this a shot as well. has anyone else had success with the European market?
August 18th, 2007 at 12:46 am
Wow! Okay, somebody’s been listening to too much hip hop - hah! You could start a trend of affiliate-wear - long pink fur coats, jewel encrusted ‘pimp cups’ and platform shoes.
Glad to hear you’re pushing onward & upward on that interantional front. Forgive the ‘noob’ question, but did you run into any issues getting the UK hosting or domain registration not being a resident and all..?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:27 am
No issues at all. But being on west coast time and trying to communicate with the timezone difference(I think about 8 hours) was a little odd to deal with.